I can tell u like it.
I love it.
It's perfect.
Well, great.
It really is such a neat place.
u know, I showed it to another girl this morning.
But to be honest,I didn't like her very much.
She looks like trouble,
and I'm way too old to be dealing with all that nonsense.
I go a lot on my gut feelings,and I have a good one about u.
u remind me of my daughter.
Oh, thank u.
It's just what I've been looking for.
Well, great.
Welcome to ur new home.
I'll get things moving on ur application,
and we'll have u set up here in no time.
Um, about the deposit, um...
Okay, I'll tell u what.
If it'll help u out,and I imagine it would,
I'll agree to waive all of the deposit stuff.
u just give me the first month's down.
We'll call it a day, all right?
Really?
That would be incredible.
Well, I remember when my daughter was looking
for her first apartment.
It's hard coming up with all that money, isn't it?
u just promise me
that u are gonna take good care of this place.
I promise.
Besides,u'll be a good tenant.
I always trust my gut.
Well, u won't regret it.I swear.
Oh, u know,I have some things
I have to still take care of with the gal that lives here.
u just get me the check by Monday.
I'll have u in by the end of the week,
if that's okay with u.
I can do whatever.
Good.
Thank u so much.
u bet, sweetie.Bye-bye.
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Heather, come on.
It's morning.
Baby sitter Needed
Please leave a message after the beep.
Hi.
This is Samantha Hughes.
I'm calling in regards to the babysitter flyer
posted outside my dorm.
I hope this is the right number.
If it is, u can reach me at 815-1920.
I'm very interested.
Thank u.
Hello?
Samantha.
Yes?
u just left me a message about the babysitting position.
Oh, yeah, I did.
How did u get this number?
Please excuse the urgency,but if u're still interested,
I would like to meet u.
Sure.That would be fine.
Well, I'm afraid I'm not too familiar
with the lay out over there.
Perhaps u could meet me
in front of the Student Affairs office?
That's where I dropped off my advertisements.
Okay, I know where that is.
Wonderful.
I'll see u there.
Right now?
Hello?
All right, everyone.
Have a great holiday.I'll see u guys next year.
So tell me all about it.
I want details.
Well, it's not too big.
When u walk in,
there's, like, a little living room area on the left
and then a hallway down the right.
Oh, it is carpet or hardwood?
Hardwood.
Good.
Carpet's filth,
especially for a germaphobe like u.
I'm not a germaphobe.
What?I don't like gross things.
Anyway,the kitchen's kind of blah,
and so is the bathroom.
But I'll paint them cool colors or something.
Yeah.
I wish u had pictures.
Yeah, me too.
I'm sort of sucking at explaining it right now.
But u'll see it soon.
Yeah, well, it sounds great.
This pizza is nasty today.
Gross.
Megan, how am I gonna afford all this stuff?
I'm-- u're gonna be fine.
It's gonna work out.
That's easy for u to say.
u're not the one with $84 in her bank account
and a check to write on Monday.
Yeah, but just relax.
It's Wednesday.
u know, if it's a big problem,I can always call my dad.
No, don't do that.
No, look, he really doesn't care at all.
Look, I'm not saying it's gonna get to that point,
but if it does,u're never gonna be homeless.
Yeah?
It's so weird and annoying
the way that guy stood u up today.
I know.
u're gonna find something.
Okay?
Did u go to the job board at the intern office?
That ham-faced girl,
u know, in my class?
Yeah, she said there's good stuff there sometimes.
No, I haven't been yet.
Although it would be cool to get something easy and under the table.
That's what was so good about the babysitter thing.
Yeah, but it could have been awful.
u know?
The kid could be from hell.
u don't even like kids anyway.
Yeah, I guess.
u know what u should do?
u should go around campus
and rip down all of the other posters he put up,
and then nobody else calls him.
How do u like them apples?
That's good payback, right?
Nah.
What?
It's genius,
because then nobody else will show up.
No, I just want to forget it.
No more drama.
All right, then.
u want to go?
Yeah.
Get a grip.
What the hell time is it?
Night.
Oh, shit.
Where's ur friend?
Who cares?
Someone called for u.
Who?
I don't know.
Some dude, some guy.
I left his number on ur desk.
Where?Where did u put it?
Chill out.It's there.
I just--
I don't know.
By ur pens, maybe.
When was this?
Please leave a message after the beep.
Hello, this is Samantha Hughes again.
I got a message that u called.
Samantha?
Yes?
Oh, thank goodness u called.
Quite frankly,I didn't think u would.
I'm so sorry about this morning.
Things were very hectic for me,
and I got caught up in lots of last-minute details.
It was a bit of a catastrophe.
It's all right.Don't worry about it.
I spoke with another girl this morning
who I thought was going to work out,
but she turned out to be totally unreliable.
And while I can certainly understand
u being upset with me,I must be honest,
I'm in dire need of someone.
u mean tonight?
Yes.
It's very important.
I will pay u double what I would have normally.
That's $100.
It's very simple.
It wouldn't take even much of ur time.
We would be home soon after midnight.
Are u there?
Yes, um...
Okay.
I think I can do it.
Oh, thank goodness.
u're saving me.
And I promise to make this as painless for u as possible.
That's okay.
I can always use the money.
Of course.
Let me give u the address.
Hey Hey.
Thanks for the ride.
I'm just ur monkey with a cigarette.
Okay.
The whole kit and caboodle kicks off tonight
just after 10:30.
I know it's late for some of u folks,
but stay up.
It's worth it.
Be sure to find a good spot where u can see the sky.
I'm so sick of hearing about that stupid eclipse.
It's, like, all anybody can ever talk about.
They're like, "Oh, gosh.
"Are u gonna go see the eclipse tonight? Buh."
Oh, God.
u know, it's not like the moon's gonna explode.
Although that would be pretty cool.
So do u want me to come with u?
I don't have to see Mark tonight.
He hates me anyway.
No, it's okay.
But I feel a little weird,u know,
just dropping u out here in, like,
in the middle of Jabib or wherever we are.
I mean, I had to look at a map.
Well, don't worry.
I'm gonna be fine.
Okay.
Okay, but I have to tell u something.
But u got to promise that u're not gonna get mad at me.
What?
All right,u can't get mad at me.
u got to promise.
No No--
I don't even know what it is yet.
God--okay.
Where did u get these?
I'm sorry.
u were upset, and I felt bad.
Megan.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
But look, like,
it was--it was like,
he was such a jerk for standing u up.
Yes, he was.
And u were super bummed out.
u were.
And, like, we had a really good idea.
And I know that u weren't gonna do it,
so I had to do it, man.
And I didn't know he was gonna call u.
How could I have known that?
I'm sorry.I'm sorry.
Well, now I know why I got the job.
Nobody else called.
Just please let me stay with u.
Please let me stay with u.
I will be so good.
I won't touch anything or eat their food.
I won't take ur money.
I just--well, I'll be there,
and we'll, like, hang out.
All right, okay.I heard u the first 50 times.
Can I come, then?
Let's just wait and see how it goes.
They could be nice.u don't know.
No, I do know.
Normal people do not pull the kind of stuff
that those people pulled with u today.
They just don't.
Look who's talking.
That's different.
People make mistakes.It happens.
I mean, hey, they live
all the way out here in the country.
So they're at least normal enough
to have real jobs that pay tons of money.
u think having lots of money makes u normal?
u've clearly never met my family.
Well, we'll see.
Yes, we will.
Hey, yo, check it.
Volvo.
Safest car on the road.
Holy crap.
Hi.
I'm Samantha the babysitter.
This is my friend, Megan.
Vincent Ulman.
Very nice to meet u both.
Such beautiful girls.
Please come inside.
Have a seat.
u're a doll for agreeing to this.
I mean it.
Oh, it's nothing, really.
I can't tell u how much of a relief it'll be
to get this night behind us.
u know, we only arrived in town very recently,
and we really haven't had a moment to spare,
u know, what with the eclipse and all.
So are u a teacher or something?
No.
I mean, not exactly.
Just--did u know both of u live
in one of the most perfect places on Earth
to get a clear view of it tonight?
We heard.
Yeah, this place is quite the astronomer's dream.
Are u an astronomer?
No, not exactly.
Samantha, could I have a word with u
in the other room, please?
sure.
I hope u don't have a problem,
but u have to understand that I'm only paying 1 person for their time.
Oh, yeah.
No, Megan's not staying.
She's just my ride.
I don't have a car,so she was just dropping me off.
Oh, good.
And please forgive me for sounding rude.
It's just that my wife is very on edge
about this whole situation.
u're not being rude.
I understand.
Unfortunately, no,I'm afraid u don't.
Excuse me?
Please sit down.
u have to forgive me,Samantha,
because I've not been completely honest.
u see,we actually don't have a child.
We have a child, but he's grown.
This job tonight is not for a child
but for my wife's mother.
Hear me out.
Mr. Ulman, um,
I don't have any experience with anything like that.
I think maybe u should find--
Okay, I'm sorry,I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to--
Listen, this is not anything like u're imagining.
There's nothing medical
that u would have to do whatsoever.
In fact, u don't have to do much of anything and...
I find this all a bit awkward.
But u have to understand I have only the best intentions.
I've been putting advertisements out for the past two weeks
to get someone for tonight.
But nobody responds to elderly assistants or home care anymore
So I thought maybe "babysitter" would get a better response.
But to be honest,it didn't do much.
And like I said on the phone,I only got one other girl.
And when I told her the truth,she backed out, so...
I mean, I figure it's all the horror stories
that u read in the paper and see on TV
that have scared away girls of ur age
from these types of opportunities.
Yeah, there's a lot of weirdoes out there.
u're right.
And I sincerely apologize for being dishonest,
but what I'm asking of u is not that different
than what u expected.
It's essentially just like babysitting.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate ur situation.
I do. Okay, what will it take?
How about if I gave u another $100?
Okay, okay.
$200.
That's $300 for one night.
Please.u have no idea how important this is.
$400.
Hey.
Megan.
Jeez, come on.Hold on.
Megan.
Come on, wait a second. Are u out of ur mind?
Do u remember the game plan?
The game plan was,if they're weird, we leave.
This is beyond weird.It's mental.
u know, they lied to u.They lied to u.
I know, okay. They're liars.
I know u're right.
But it's $400.
It's $400 for four hours.
This equals first month's rent and then some,
and all I have to do is sit inside and watch TV.
It's too good to be true.
Did u ever think it is too good to be true?
Megan, please.
I need the money.
It's so stupid.
I'm so mad at u.
Look, u're being a great friend right now.
But this is huge.
This one night changes everything for me.
Come on.It's only a few hours.
That's it.
Just promise me u'll be here by 12:30, and then it's over.
Just promise me.
Okay, fine, fine.
12:30, right? Okay, yeah.
Oh, God, Sam.
u can be such a fucking idiot sometimes.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh,u scared the crap out of me.
Take it easy.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare u.
I just thought u could use a light, is all.
So sue me for being helpful.
I almost just died.
Oh, my God.
I almost just had a heart attack and died.
Here.u do it.
It's safer.
Thanks.
All better?
Aces.
It's freezing out here.
Okay.
Where the hell did u come from?
Did u just hide?
Are u--are u not the babysitter?
No, I'm not the babysitter.My friend--
See, here we are.
Half ur payment in advance
just to ease ur mind.
And here's a little more to get something to eat.
There's a number on the refrigerator for a pizza place.
I know u college kids love pizza.
Mom is asleep,and as I said before,
there's really no need for concern.
She's old, but she's actually quite able-bodied,
actually more able-bodied than...
than myself, I hate to say.
But if she needs anything,
she'll be able to get it herself.
She's quite independent.
Most likely,u won't even see her.
But u need to be alert
just in the off chance that there's an emergency.
u understand.
I mean, this is mostly for my wife's benefit.
She's, u know,the paranoid type.
But u get it.
It all sounds easy enough to handle.
Terrific.
Oh, right.
There's--
It's the number where we'll be
just in case u need us.
Oh, yeah, there's a number on fridge for pizz--
I already said that, didn't I?
If this wasn't screwed on...
but I've said too much as it is,
so I'm gonna get upstairs and get the missus.
And u just make urself comfortable.
And I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Okay, thanks.
I've done everything u asked.
Well, there's not going to be any more mistakes.
No, this one, she's perfect.
We're not missing anything.
After tonight, everything will finally be complete.
Please stop worrying.
I have it all under control.
Are u here for Mother?
Yes, yes, I am.
Wonderful.
u're a godsend.
It's nothing.
Not to us, it's not.
Well, I'm glad to do it.
Vivian Ulman.
Samantha.
Sam.
Nice to meet u.
What's the matter, Sam?
Oh, nothing.
I just--
I thought ur husband went upstairs looking for u,
and I didn't expect to see u come in from over there.
I just--I get disoriented sometimes.
My friend Megan says I'm out to lunch.
I was downstairs in the basement
looking for my furs.
I just can't get used to this cold weather.
I love the heat.
We're from the desert, u know.
What about u?
Is this ur home?
Yeah.
Well,it's more downstate,but it's pretty much the same.
I don't like the cold much either.
And now u're in university.
u look awfully young to be in college.
Everybody says that.
But I'm a sophomore.
Oh, a sophomore.
u could have fooled me.
I bet the boys really like u.
I guess.
Hmm, u guess.
Of course they do.
A fine young beauty like u.
I remember when I was ur age.
ur mother must worry herself silly.
Here we go.
Ah, u two have met.
Excellent.
Yes, and she's delightful.
I couldn't be more pleased,
and I know that Mother will feel the same.
Good, very good.
u see, things are working out perfectly after all.
And u doubted me.
I know.
u were right, and I was wrong.
I'm sorry.
Well, then let's get to it.
Mustn't let the night get away from us.
Isn't that right, Samantha?
That's right.
Oh, and Mother is very private.
So don't be put off by it.
It's just her way.
Don't worry.
I warned her about both of u.
u did, did u?
Oh, yeah, don't forget the pizza on the refrigerator.
Hello?
Hey.
Oh, I'm not actually here.
But leave me a message,and I'll call u right back.
Hello?
Oh, I'm not actually here.
But leave me a message,and I'll call u right back.
Megan, it's me.Pick up.
u're still not home yet?
Sorry if u're mad.
All right, I'll call u back.
It's not that bad.
Just hurry up and be home.
Pizza Pizza.What u eating?
Yeah, hi.
I'd like to place an order for delivery.
Okay, ur address?
Uh, one second.
Uh, it is...7714 East Beaumont.
East Beaumont?
Very cool.
What can I get for u?
Extra anchovies?
No, just a small pizza with pepperoni.
We don't have small.
Only medium and large.
Okay, medium is fine.
All right.
One medium pep.
That's going to be eight bucks.
Okay, thank u.
No, thank u.
See u in 30.
Hello, fish.
Good evening.I'm Elaine Cross.
And I'm Ted Stephen.
And welcome back to Channel 13 News.
Tonight's big eclipse is now well under way.
It is a total lunar eclipse,
which I'm told means up to two hours of no moon visibility.
But more than half the moon
has already entered the Earth's shadow.
Observers from all over the Western Hemisphere
are watching this spectacular event.
In fact, it's visible from every continent
this side of the globe,except Antarctica.
The best time to see this fascinating event
will be just about the stroke of midnight.
That's when u'll be able to see the moon itself
actually disappear into the Earth's shadow.
And that's it for us tonight.
Stay tuned for a special presentation of Frightmare Theatre coming up next.
Ooh, scary.
Good night for a movie.
Get the popcorn ready.
I like mine with butter.
Shit.
Man.
Frickin' idiot.
I thought she said these were in the basement.
Hey, yo, check it.
Volvo.
Hello?
Oh, I'm not actually here.
But leave me a message and I'll--
Get a grip.
Hello?
Mrs. Ulman?
Shit.
Is everything all right in there?
Keep the change.
Have a good night, ma'am.
u too.
We're sorry.
ur call cannot be completed as dialed.
Please check the number and dial again
or call ur operator--
It's okay.
Everything's fine.
She's fine.
Just relax.
Just get a grip.
Get a grip.
Megan?
This is Gloria with emergency services.
We received a call from this address.
I'm sorry.
I thought I hung up before it connected.
Do u have an emergency?
No.
Everything is fine.
I didn't mean to call.
All right, then.
Well, please remember that this line
is reserved for emergencies only.
Yeah, I know.
It was an accident.
I'm sorry.
Okay, have a good night, then.
Thanks.
Get her!
My eye!My eye!
My eye!
Megan!
There u are.
It's happening.
No matter what u do,it won't stop.
It can't be stopped.
u'll see.
It's gonna work in spite of u,u little bitch.
Talk to me, lord.
Talk to me.
Please.
Talk to me.
Please, lord.
I beg u.
Samantha, wait!
Samantha, listen to me.
Get away from me!
Just stop.
Just speak with me.
Stay back!
All right.
u don't need to do that.
What have u done to me?
They're calling to u.
Just listen to them.
He's given the sign.
He's chosen u.
It's ur destiny to accept him.
No!
Okay, go ahead.Go ahead.
Kill me if u want.
I'm just a messenger who carries out his words.
Only moments away now.
No, no!
Astronomers everywhere are still baffled
by how to explain the bizarre event.
It seems that the speed at which
the moon exited the Earth's shadow
was faster than believed theoretically possible.
And while this may be intriguing to many,
scientists around the globe cannot agree
on exactly why this occurred.
But experts are working hard searching for answers,
we will keep u informed of any and all developments
as they come in.
Poor thing.
Don't worry.
u're gonna be just fine.
Both of u.